A bored MSN conversation...


Gubby: Any conversation topics?

Leo:hehe... hm. no. as inventive as ever....

Gubby: :/

Gubby:hmmm...

Gubby: in vent? that's like, venting stuff inwards.

Leo:i guess.

Gubby: Wouldn't you explode?:S

Leo:not if you outvent too.

Gubby: hm. So what's the opposite of invent?

Gubby: I guess... at the dead of night, raid the headquarter's of a company who have invented something and destroy all bluepronts, assassinate all the scientists and plant bombs in their merchandise.

Gubby: *bluepronts

Gubby: *PRINTS

Leo:hehe... so that would be called outventing?

Gubby: yup:)

Gubby: ssooo:S

Gubby: if you want to invent, you must accordingly destroy other's inventions...

Leo:so no explosions occur?

Gubby: SO THAT'S WHY HUMANITY HAS ADVANCED AT SUCH A SLOW PACE:-O it's an arms race: inventing vs. exventing..

Gubby: the only inventions that escape into the world cause an imbalance. SOMEONE has to explode.

Gubby: you know the second world war?

Gubby: lots of explosions then.

Gubby: ALSO lots of weapons were invented during that time.

Gubby: COINCIDENCE?

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