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World Leaders, Read.




Everyone knows that a cat always lands on its feet.

Everyone knows that a buttered object always lands butter-side down.

But what if you butter a cat?

I predict that the universe will implode.

Mwahaha.

Time to mail out the ultimatum to the world leaders.



DISCLAIMER: No cats were buttered in the making of this photograph. You'd know. The universe would have imploded.






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